1. 00:19 2nd Sep 2014

    Notes: 1

    If I can’t see an expiration date, it must not exist.

    Customer: I have this coupon. I don’t know if it’s still good. (Pulls out one page of a multi-paged email)
    Employee: Ok, I’ll type in the code and see if it works. *types code* oh, I’m sorry, this coupon must not be good anymore the computer says its expired.
    Customer: oh thats not possible. There isn’t even a date on there.
    Employee: see how the pictures are cut off? There were other pages with the dates on them.
    Customer: well, there isn’t a date on right here! This is false advertising.

     
  2. 23:24 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from joythedaughter

    weaknudes:

    waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

    waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

    (Source: thiccthot)

     
  3. 23:09

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    salvagedbytheartofgrace:

“There is a God. His love is wide enough to embrace all humankind without distinction or exception. It is not a vague or sentimental love. God’s love is of immeasurable intensity demonstrated by his willingness to sacrifice his only son for us.”

    salvagedbytheartofgrace:

    “There is a God. His love is wide enough to embrace all humankind without distinction or exception. It is not a vague or sentimental love. God’s love is of immeasurable intensity demonstrated by his willingness to sacrifice his only son for us.”

     
  4. 18:57

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    Reblogged from ashleymarieholt

    wildexpeditions:

    If we looked at people’s hearts like we look at mountains, the world would be a better place.

     
  5. 18:57

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    Reblogged from john-whom-jesus-loves

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    (Source: hecallsmelovely)

     
  6. 18:56

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    Reblogged from aladylostinlove

    Don’t educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy. So when they grow up, they will know the value of things, not the price.
    — (via sundaylatte)

    (Source: misjudgments)

     
  7. 18:55

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    kingkitsu:

    smoothierox:

    ifollowbadblogs:

    "you’re an adult now"

    image

    "you need to choose a career"

    image

    "you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
    image

     
  8. 20:56 31st Aug 2014

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    (Source: emmawathson)

     
  9. 18:10

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    alisonshendrixs:

    men’s rights activists

     
  10. 22:38 30th Aug 2014

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    Plays: 6,295

    a-hazy-mood:

    castnoanchors:

    You & I (Vocals Only) // Local Natives

    for you, 1920-ish